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March 19, 2011
"Marsha Carrol has been working on a project to re-engineer the kumquat. Marsha?"

— Alex Trebek

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March 19, 2011
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"Brad, you crashed a Mongolian wedding. Tell us the story."

— Alex Trebek

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March 19, 2011
"Matt is a dedicated hog-caller, but says he’s still after that blue ribbon. Matt?"

— Alex Trebek

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March 19, 2011
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"Danny, you once stole a bicycle from a clown. Then what happened, Danny?"

— Alex Trebek

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March 18, 2011
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"I understand you don’t trust Paula Abdul. Tell us more, Lauren."

— Alex Trebek

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March 18, 2011
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"So Stan, I heard you recently lost your favorite beach ball in a ball pit at IKEA. How did that happen?"

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Alex Trebek

(Submitted by forsse90)

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March 18, 2011
"Ted Unzer comes to us from Providence, Rhode Island, and the title character from Monk is based on him. Ted?"

— Alex Trebek

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March 18, 2011
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"Our next contestant is an up-and-coming physicist who also happens to be the stupidest, ugliest, most pathetic excuse for a human being I’ve ever seen. Welcome Dr. Banner — Wait…what’s happening?"

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Alex Trebek

(Submitted by Nick)

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March 17, 2011
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"Jeffrey, you aren’t wearing any pants behind that podium, are you?"

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Alex Trebek

(Submitted by kevinbabbles)

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March 17, 2011
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"Is it true that your 8 year old son discovered a comet, Roland?"

— Alex Trebek